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COS YOU'D GET BURNS ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH FOR THAT ONE DOLLA BLOWJOB YO.
Like if it was a good one it'd be worth 10 dollars but it was a bad one so it's only worth 1 dollar.
except the dude got it for free.
*QUALIFIES STUFF*
also. let's shoot him. thief
D: mouth virginity.
Wouldn't it be comical to tell everyone the very.. humorous truth?
But if that isn't your thing... I suppose you could just say that you hired a clown prostitute?
... Or.. not.
That makes my plans for world domination so much easier~
The initial plant was to somehow make a solution of poison ivy extract in a spray bottle and to spray it on various objects (such as.. oh... toothbrushes or tissues) and then just watch the chaos...
But mangoes are much tastier.
that really blows, sorry to hear it. and remind me to not go taking adventures in cutting up my own mango like i was thinking about :/