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The Merpes

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 17, 2009, 10:05 PM
EDIT;

I guess it wasn't the merps after all. I started to get the same reaction, but it went away. I guess it was just brought on by eating the mango, which activated the allergy again, but since it wasn't the sap itself it didn't turn into a full blown case of nastiness. But does that mean I can never eat mango ever again!?

tags: no one gives a shit you dumb bitch

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:iconmissushow:
~MissusHow Oct 17, 2009  Student Artist
IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.

COS YOU'D GET BURNS ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH FOR THAT ONE DOLLA BLOWJOB YO.
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:iconsomenlitenfisk:
technically... it wouldn't be rape if you get paid. even though it's just one dollar. YOU LIE TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmissushow:
~MissusHow Oct 18, 2009  Student Artist
I was more like-- talking quality wise y'know.

Like if it was a good one it'd be worth 10 dollars but it was a bad one so it's only worth 1 dollar.


except the dude got it for free.


*QUALIFIES STUFF*
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:iconsomenlitenfisk:
ohh i see. sorry about the accusation then. hope i didn't offend you, baby.

also. let's shoot him. thief
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:iconmissushow:
~MissusHow Oct 20, 2009  Student Artist
how dare he steal our...leaunoire's....uhhhh


D: mouth virginity.
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:iconsomenlitenfisk:
ohohoho who said she has a mouth virginity C:<
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:iconsalemlullai:
Mer... pes...
Wouldn't it be comical to tell everyone the very.. humorous truth?
But if that isn't your thing... I suppose you could just say that you hired a clown prostitute?
... Or.. not.
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:iconleaunoire:
Is it humorous? I guess it is. It's sort of hard to believe that mangoes are related to poison ivy.
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:iconsalemlullai:
I.. did not know that.
That makes my plans for world domination so much easier~
The initial plant was to somehow make a solution of poison ivy extract in a spray bottle and to spray it on various objects (such as.. oh... toothbrushes or tissues) and then just watch the chaos...
But mangoes are much tastier.
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:icontoolkitten:
`ToolKitten Oct 17, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
especially when it sounds like something very off-putting XD

that really blows, sorry to hear it. and remind me to not go taking adventures in cutting up my own mango like i was thinking about :/
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